Never one to miss out on an opportunity to infiltrate enhance our lives, Apple has another product annoncement hot on the heels of the iPad2.

Sadly only available in the UK and timed to coincide with National Cleavage Day, Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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