With Valentines day coming up, some of the less-romantic guys may be looking for ideas to put in their Valentines cards…
I may be dyslexic, but that doesn’t mean I don’t vole you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got something nasty, and now so have you

You make me so hot just thinking about you.  Lots of love, Mum

You’re perfect person for me – pissed and gagging for it

Dear Valentine – do we have to go through this shit every year

Dearest wife.  Happy Valentines Day. Roses are red, violets are blue, valentines day is consumerist bullshit, no haven’t you got some ironing to do?

There are just 3 words…  Dream On. Bitch.

You see. Romance isn’t dead.

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